In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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