Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
my poor anus
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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