If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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