so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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