I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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