I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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