I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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