Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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