just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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