yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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