Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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