Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
