Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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