fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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