OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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