I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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