ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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