OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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