I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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