I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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