Your mouth is God's brothel.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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