scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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