Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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