That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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