i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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