call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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