We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
They took my balls.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
please don't ironically join a cult
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