plz talk dirty to me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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