what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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