If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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