you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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