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(414): View more from Wisconsin

so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

(262): View more from Wisconsin

you're right.

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(310): View more from California

This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.

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(415): View more from California

If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways

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(636): View more from Missouri

Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Holy Shit Mom

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