she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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