It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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