im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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