So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I think people are normalizing furries
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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