Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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