Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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