C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
mondays should just be called national damage control day
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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