who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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