i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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