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(250): View more from British Columbia

I hope mine doesn't look like that

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(708): View more from Illinois

We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.

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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.

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He just wants an even tan

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(805): View more from California

he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom

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(256): View more from Alabama

So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?

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