I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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