So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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