Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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