shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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