just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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