I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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