so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I have post one night stand depression
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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