I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
